FIRSTLY, TO GET THE SUCKY PART OUT OF THE WAY AND THE FUN PART HERE SOONER:
Dylan busted my fucking computer. Again. I go away for one day and this happens, every time. I mean, seriously, I can't access dA, myspace, facebook, anything, it's really pissing me off. I'm currently at Ash's new house in her new room on her laptop.

NOW FOR THE FUN PART

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Today there was a staff meeting at work, which sucked. Afterwards I'd arranged to meet up with Ash, which was good since I haven't seen her in aeons. By the time she got into San Remo it was almost 6.30, and we headed to the thai restaraunt that I used to work at. We both ordered a chicken pad thai, mine without nuts, and a pot of green tea to share; it was really good. If any of you are ever in the phillip island area, I strongly suggest Fai Thai in San Remo. Tell them Ricky sent you

Anyway, Ash met Felicity, which was a barrel of fun - they've got a lot in common, they're both total sweethearts. Love both of them - I was about to say "my girls" but Ash is one of my girls, Felicity is one of my ladies. They're a little different

Anywaaaaaays. We stocked up on junkables at the supermarket, which was great cause I can use my discount there. Junkables included:
Strawberries
Whipped cream in a can
Chocolate custard
Chocolate chips
Energy drink
Pepsi max
Strawberry Big M
and later added - Riccadonna Asti

This combination was FANTASTIC. When we got to Ash's new house she showed me around, then she played me a few songs on her piano. I may have mentioned in a previous journal that Ash is a massive pianist. *giggle*

She's a wonderful musician, really. She writes her own songs and plays piano, and it's one of my favorite past times sitting out in the little glass room at the back of her old house, with the pool and the spa outside, cats climbing every which way over everything and that lizard I SWEAR TO GOD WAS STARING AT ME THE WHOLE TIME while Ash played me her songs.

...Ash has just informed me that "stumpy" likes people, you just don't pick him up or he pees. I'm going to assume Stumpy is her lizard.. <<
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Anyways, we unpacked the Junkables and at first we were just eating them separately, except the strawberries and cream which is just common sense. I mean, really....but then something horrific happened.

*Ricky eyes whipped cream and chocolate custard*
...I wonder what you happen if you mixed them
*pause before Ash LEAPS at the whipped cream*

It was incredible. Then, naturally, we poured the chocolate chips into it, and called it HEAVEN FOR THE WICKED. It was creamy, chocolate-y, and evil. I mean, seriously, evil. We indulged in strawberries, chocolate, cream, wicked laughter, and corruption of a little girl - Ash's cousin, named Brittani, who is 11 years old. She didn't like custard before.

Now she does.

By the end of this we were on a MASSIVE sugar high. Ash, being a diabetic, worried me a little...but we're fine! haha more than fine, we were laughing our heads off. At one point I poured cream in my mouth, then pepsi max...then choked. I laughed, making it worse, and when finally I cleared my mouth and could breathe I professed:

"NOT ANTICIPATING EXPANSION, I LEFT NO ROOM AND CHOKED!"

After that we decided to include Riccadona Asti into our concoction - for those of you who don't know, this is a champagne, fairly sweet but not the sweetest in the Riccadona line. If you haven't tried it, I highly reccommend you do. However, as we announced this, Brittani stood up, stared at us in horror, and then ran out of the room screaming "no...NO!"

This caused hysterics, we laughed until we couldn't breathe...meanwhile Brittani removed every bottle of anything she could find from the refridgerator....did she really think that would stop us? Ash chased her like a randy ogre.

...that was a weird analogy...

Some of the best quotes from the night:
Brit: "Can I have another sip of Riccadona? It's really nice."
Ash: "It'll be even nicer when you're 18" *takes away bottle*
Ricky: "I was gonna say that!!!"

Sam: (ash's little brother) *pours whipped cream in his mouth* "Does this turn you on?"
Ricky: "A little" *shrugs*
Sam: *CHOKES*
Ricky + Ash: *hysterics*

Sam: *comes into the room shirtless and rubs nipples*
Ricky: "Seriously...six year olds these days."
Sam: "GET FUCKED" *leaves*
((He's actually sixteen, and he's very, very homaphobic. I indulge in this whenever possible.))

Sam: "You totally want me"
Ricky: "Actually, Ash and I DID have a convesation about what we'd do to your unconscious body..."
Sam: *HORROR*
((The conversation was actually about putting his fingers in a bowl of warm water...but it was just too good an opportunity to pass up!))

Sam: "Ash, you can't sing. You suck."
Ricky: "You want a shit singer? JOE JONAS. I mean, seriously! You should be thankful your sister isn't Joe Jonas. Imagine if Joe Jonas was your sister!"

AAAAAAND much more! XD
I'll probably add more when I'm less frizzy.

It's just an incredible night. Will definitely fill in more details later.

Aaaanyways, much loves to all you guys. Have loads of fun.
Xx Ricky.

p.s., more Venus on the way when I get my computer fixed. Also, if I can muster the give a damn, more Cry Witch. RnR Rewrite will get done one of these days...hopefully by the end of the year.

Oh, and I don't know whether or not I have to give half my liver yet, but I'll keep you posted.